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    A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her Clarkston, MI class. She presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are just 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic... although sad to see it said!

    1. Don't change horses........................... until they stop.
    2. Strike while the.................................. bug is close.
    3. It's always darkest before................... Daylight Saving Time.
    4. Never underestimate the power of..... termites.
    5. You can lead a horse to water but....... how?
    6. Don't bite the hand that..................... looks dirty.
    7. No news is.......................................... impossible.
    8. A miss is as good as a......................... Mister.
    9. You can't teach an old dog new.......... math.
    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll........ stink in the morning.
    11. Love all, trust.................................... me.
    12. The pen is mightier than the............. pigs.
    13. An idle mind is.................................. the best way to relax.
    14. Where there's smoke there's............ pollution.
    15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
    16. A penny saved is............................... not much.
    17. Two's company, three's..................... the Musketeers
    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what....... you put on to go to bed.
    19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and............................. you have to blow your nose.
    20. There are none so blind as................ Stevie Wonder.
    21. Children should be seen and not....... spanked or grounded.
    22. If at first you don't succeed............... get new batteries.
    23. You get out of something only what you......................................... see in the picture on the box.
    24. When the blind lead the blind........... get out of the way.

    And the WINNER is... the last one...

    25. Better late than................................ pregnant.

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    This is so cute and insightful. First graders are really bright!

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    Wow. Kids are definitely getting wiser. LOL

    Enjoy life and do what makes you happy. Everything else will follow.

    Every day I try to do one thing that challenges my comfort zone.

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    Had a hard time reading this as my eyes were tearing up with laughter! Thanks for the good laugh ... super cute!

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    Great read, thank you for sharing!!!

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    Good for a chuckle.

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    So funny and cute at the same time...I enjoyed reading them...
    Carol

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    So funny! My favorite #8 but they were all good, espec for 6 yr olds!! Thanks for the laughs

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    Pretty hard to teach an old dog new math!! Read this to hubby and we both got a good chuckle. And yes, the last one is the winner for sure.
    Blessed are the children of the piecemakers for they shall inherit the quilts!

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    Anita, all the answers were so cute but ya gotta wonder about that last one, lol.

    thanks

    Gina

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