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    Missouri Star

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    Default New Wal-Mart Greeter

    New Wal-Mart Greeter

    Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time.

    Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.

    One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

    "Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

    "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"

    "They said, 'Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?"

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    Applique Angel

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    I love this one. Thanks for the morning chuckle.

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    The Guild President

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    Good one! Especially since my DH is retired Naval Officer. It took a while for him to get used to being ignored when he issued orders!

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    Missouri Star

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    Sooooooo funny.
    Toni ... If I keep sewing long enough, will they make their own dinner?

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    Missouri Star

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    Anita, Girl, I have missed your daily chuckles. Loved this.

    Gina

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