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    Default The Cardiologist and the Mechanic. 😊

    A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

    The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.

    The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, took the valves out, repaired any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.

    So how come you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?' The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic.....

    “Try doing it with the engine running.”



    Thought we could all use a chuckle this morning.......we’ll a groaner anyway!

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    Missouri Star

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    Default Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic. 😊

    That was a really great one! Made my snow, ice, cold Wednesday morning a better one. Thank you for posting.
    “Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt.” ― John Muir
    “We can be many things in this life, choose to be kind!” ― author unknown

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    Default Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic. 😊

    Loved this - thank you

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    Default Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic. 😊

    I like that , very cute!

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    Default Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic. 😊

    That one got a true laugh - no groaners here! Thanks!
    Lyn

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    Anita

    What are we gonna do with you, girl? You are too stinkin' funny!! You made my day...again. Thanks.

    Gina

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    Default Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic. 😊

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    Hee hee hee.....

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    Default Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic. 😊

    Lol! Good one
    Pam

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    Default Re: The Cardiologist and the Mechanic. 😊

    Gave me a good laugh today!!!

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