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    Missouri Star

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    Default A Poem - hope it brings a smile to your face

    From a post on fb.

    She learned to quilt on Monday.
    Her stitches all were very fine.
    She forgot to thaw out dinner.
    so we went out to dine.

    She quilted miniatures on Tuesday.
    she says they are a must.
    They really were quite lovely.
    But she forgot to dust.

    On Wednesday it was a sampler.
    She says stipling's fun.
    What highlights! What Shadows!
    But the laundry wasn't done.

    Her patches were on Thursday -
    Green, yellow, blue and red.
    I guess she was really engrossed;
    She never made the bed.

    It was wall hangings on Friday,
    In colors she adores.
    It never bothered her at all,
    The crumbs on the floors.

    I found a maid on Saturday.
    My week is now complete.
    My wife can quilt the hours away;
    The house will still be neat.

    Well, it's already Sunday.
    I think I'm about to wilt.
    I cursed, I raved, I ranted,
    The MAID has learned to QUILT!

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    Missouri Star

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    Default Re: A Poem - hope it brings a smile to your face

    That was really fun to read!



    Lorie

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    Missouri Star

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    Default Re: A Poem - hope it brings a smile to your face

    WARNING, do not drink coffee while reading. Must. Now clean the monitor.

    Thank you, this made me laugh out loud.

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    Default Re: A Poem - hope it brings a smile to your face

    Thanks! Too cute! I just had to copy it and send it to my daughter.

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    Default Re: A Poem - hope it brings a smile to your face

    Very cute - not what I was expecting at the end. Thanks for sharing.

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    Default Re: A Poem - hope it brings a smile to your face

    thank you for sharing. Entertaining

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    Default Re: A Poem - hope it brings a smile to your face

    Cute poem. I've often let house work go to do my hobby. There's no one here with a white glove to check for dust.

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    Default Re: A Poem - hope it brings a smile to your face

    Agree: this i too cute! Made me smile and will read to my husband when he comes in from the garage ...

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    Default Re: A Poem - hope it brings a smile to your face

    LOL, I just love it.

    Women are Angels.
    When someone
    break's our wings
    we will continue to
    fly...usually on a
    broomstick.
    We're flexible like that.
    - embroitique

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    Default Re: A Poem - hope it brings a smile to your face

    I LOVE it! Definitely not the ending I expected!!

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