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  • bubba
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    Missouri Star
    • Mar 2013
    • 13789

    ho - hum....

    It's a very wet, cold, rainy day and here I sit with lime green thread in my sewing machine.....that can only mean one thing!
    pat.

    No rain....no rainbows!


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  • BeachLizard
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    Quilting Guru
    • Sep 2014
    • 187

    #2
    Re: ho - hum....

    Originally posted by bubba View Post
    It's a very wet, cold, rainy day and here I sit with lime green thread in my sewing machine.....that can only mean one thing!
    Yep! You're making me this really hot bag tote thingy!

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    • bubba
      Senior Member
      Missouri Star
      • Mar 2013
      • 13789

      #3
      Re: ho - hum....

      Now I'm filing an L & I claim because I just fell off my sewing chair!!!
      Last edited by bubba; November 21, 2014, 05:10 PM.
      pat.

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      • Carrie J
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        • Aug 2014
        • 4983

        #4
        Re: ho - hum....

        Pat, LOL, well you did leave it open for interpretation! Just sayin, LOL!
        What do you mean I'm easily distracted..........HEY LOOK......FABRIC!!!!

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        • Andrea F
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          • Apr 2013
          • 3100

          #5
          Re: ho - hum....

          I hope you did not have the rotary cutter or something in your hand when you fell off the chair...

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          • Sandy Navas
            Senior Member
            Missouri Star
            • Dec 2010
            • 21301

            #6
            Re: ho - hum....

            She'll be showing us the butt bruises next week. Pat, you need to quit drinking in the morning . . .
            Sometimes, when there's a raging fire,
            it's best not to try to put it out with gasoline.

            "...pal carajo con la negatividad..."

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            • Carrie J
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              • Aug 2014
              • 4983

              #7
              Re: ho - hum....

              Originally posted by Sandy Navas View Post
              She'll be showing us the butt bruises next week. Pat, you need to quit drinking in the morning . . .
              Lime green and purple go very well together, bwahahaha!
              What do you mean I'm easily distracted..........HEY LOOK......FABRIC!!!!

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              • Grandma G
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                Missouri Star
                • Feb 2013
                • 2518

                #8
                Re: ho - hum....

                Your signature line sayings - love, love, love this one. I don't know where you find all these funnies but I have finally decided to open a document in Word and start copying them into it. I've named the document "SANDYISMS". Too bad I can't remember all those that have made me laugh. Oh, this aging mind of mine...
                Gerri

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                • bubba
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                  • Mar 2013
                  • 13789

                  #9
                  Re: ho - hum....

                  Originally posted by Sandy Navas View Post
                  She'll be showing us the butt bruises next week. Pat, you need to quit drinking in the morning . . .
                  Oh....if you want butt bruises, I've got them from a few years back when I fell down a dozen stairs. I could not sit for a week and the bruise went from my crack all the way around to the side and was about 8" tall!! Nice deep shade of purple....like Welch's grape jelly!
                  pat.

                  No rain....no rainbows!


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                  • Doloris
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                    • May 2012
                    • 4115

                    #10
                    Re: ho - hum....

                    Originally posted by bubba View Post
                    Oh....if you want butt bruises, I've got them from a few years back when I fell down a dozen stairs. I could not sit for a week and the bruise went from my crack all the way around to the side and was about 8" tall!! Nice deep shade of purple....like Welch's grape jelly!
                    Now I need soap for my minds eye. That visual is just scary!
                    Dolores :lol::icon_heh:

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                    • bubba
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                      • Mar 2013
                      • 13789

                      #11
                      Re: ho - hum....

                      Originally posted by Doloris View Post
                      Now I need soap for my minds eye. That visual is just scary!
                      My day is complete.....
                      pat.

                      No rain....no rainbows!


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                      If you can't be nice.....BE QUIET!

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                      • Doloris
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                        • May 2012
                        • 4115

                        #12
                        Re: ho - hum....

                        Originally posted by bubba View Post
                        My day is complete.....
                        I'm also not ever eating grape jelly again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        Dolores :lol::icon_heh:

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                        • Sandy Navas
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                          • Dec 2010
                          • 21301

                          #13
                          Re: ho - hum....

                          Originally posted by bubba View Post
                          Oh....if you want butt bruises, I've got them from a few years back when I fell down a dozen stairs. I could not sit for a week and the bruise went from my crack all the way around to the side and was about 8" tall!! Nice deep shade of purple....like Welch's grape jelly!
                          It wouldn't have been the color of Welch's grape jelly if you hadn't imbibed in some Mogen David Wine with breakfast . . . does it every time!

                          Kinda like the time I fell in the shop - was that back in August - I think I still have bruises. Mogen David and I don't get along any more - and that's a long (hopefully forgotten) story . . . my MIL used to tell us she didn't drink - that the bottle in the cabinet was purely medicinal . . .
                          Sometimes, when there's a raging fire,
                          it's best not to try to put it out with gasoline.

                          "...pal carajo con la negatividad..."

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                          • bubba
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                            Missouri Star
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 13789

                            #14
                            Re: ho - hum....

                            Uh, you lost me....who is Mogen David??
                            pat.

                            No rain....no rainbows!


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                            • K. McEuen
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                              Missouri Star
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 15460

                              #15
                              Re: ho - hum....

                              Originally posted by bubba View Post
                              Uh, you lost me....who is Mogen David??
                              Mogen David - cheap Jewish wine.

                              Wait, that was Manechevitz or however it is spelled. Mogen David is just cheap wine, think cough syrup taste.
                              Last edited by K. McEuen; November 21, 2014, 08:03 PM.
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