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    So this morning I put on a coat and went to shovel a path through the 10" of snow which fell yesterday out to the chicken coop in the back yard. Upon arriving at the coop I found an egg had been laid so I stuck it in the pocket of the coat and continued on with what I was doing.

    Upon my return to the house, a very pregnant Mrs. HandsomeRyan told me that she was leaving for work and needed that coat as it is the only one which will cover her belly. I grudgingly removed it and handed it to her.

    About an hour later I remember the egg. My remembrance happened to correspond with my wife calling me to tell me that there was egg all over the jacket, her hand, and her clothes. Oops.

    So the lesson is: If you are going to steal someone's coat, at least check the pockets.

    Here is the belly in question:
    Loosely based on a true story.

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    Oh my, the poor Mrs. I know that was not a fun clean up. You owe her big time... She looks wonderful and very happy. Bet you are both starting to be over anxious.
    Karen
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    OH, you are in SO much trouble, especially from a Mrs. whose hormones are still in rocket mode! BTW, she looks lovely.
    Hope I don't see pics of you later with egg on your face! I know I'm laughing but my son recently washed his wallet and behaved like some mysterious bandit put his wallet in the washing machine.

    Men............ya gotta love 'em.

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    She's probably plotting her revenge
    BTW - Nice to see Mrs. HandsomeRyan and Sawyer finally
    Thank you,

    Ginny K

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    Glowing beautifully!!!
    Happy Quilting!

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    You should find the I Love Lucy episode from when they moved out to Conneticut and her and Ethel decided to raise chickens.....have her watch that and maybe she will forget after laughing too much!!!
    pat.

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    She's looking great. By the way, you are not the only one who forgot to check pockets today. My husband ended up with my sunglass clips earlier today in his pocket and took my van key to work in his pocket (thankfully, I have a spare set).

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    Mrs. Handsome Ryan is looking fabulous!

    I have found many things in the wash that have fallen out of pocketses.
    I have quite the collection of pocket knives, lumber pencils, and zip ties, among other things. Thankfully the eggs have come out before that stage. We have had several "pocket explosions" over the years ourselves. My least favorite thing to find is gum in the dryer. Although the worst was the red ink pen son lost in the dryer. I found it with my load of light colors. Grrrrr.
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    She looks so pretty ! When is Mrs. Ryan due ?
    Ryan, do you know what the baby is ?

    .....about the egg....hmm, you owe her BIG TIME ! ( how about some hard-boiled eggs tomorrow ! ) LOL!

    Jacqueline ( Sugar ) Dorer-Russell
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    Mrs Handsome looks so healthy and happy! You owe her big time!!

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