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    Block Queen

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    Default The Elephant in the Room...

    I just had to tell you this...

    I look after my Mother and Father in Law. They moved in with us about three years ago after an illness meant my FIL could no longer care for my MIL, who has been ill since my Hubby was born. Now, my FIL is your typical stubborn-as-an-ass Midlands Irishman. He's a sweetheart, though and 80 years of age. He's also as deaf as a post and REFUSES to accept it. This has caused quite a few misunderstandings between myself nd himself, which he puts down to my 'flightiness' (!) and tendency to 'mumble'(!!).

    This afternoon, I was preparing the dinner when I FELT, rather than heard Steve Wilkos berating a chap about a paternity test. (my MIL and FIL are ADDICTED to those scary programmes!) The volume was up so high the fillings in my teeth were vibrating! I ran into the sitting room to ask WHY ON EARTH the telly was up so high and, of course, my FIL wouldn't admit that it was up so high because he couldn't hear it. This is what happened next...

    Jen: The telly's too loud! Can't you hear it?
    FIL: What?
    Jen: THE TELLY IS TOO LOUD!!!! (grabs zapper and turns off the sound)
    FIL: I was watching that! (annoyed)
    Jen: Seriously Jack, this is getting ridiculous. You need your hearing tested.
    FIL: WHAT!?!
    Jen: I SERIOUSLY THINK YOU MIGHT BE A WEE BIT DEAF!
    FIL: I'M NOT SHAGGING DEAF!!!
    Jen: Don't you think it's evident?
    FIL: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING AN ELEPHANT!!!!????

    Oh, Lord. I just about laughed myself silly.
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    Default Re: The Elephant in the Room...

    LOL! Thanks so much for sharing, what a funny story!
    Cathryn

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    Default Re: The Elephant in the Room...

    I am cracking up. The local hearing aid places keep sending out these beautifully engraved announcements to come in for a free hearing check. They are always addressed to Al and the granddaughters love it if one arrives when they are around. They do tease him for me. Actually he's not that bad . . . yet.

    So funny, Jenny. My bubble-laughter shot of the day.
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    it's best not to try to put it out with gasoline.

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    Default Re: The Elephant in the Room...

    LOL!!!!!! How funny. But I understand where you are coming from. My DH is only 51 and has trouble hearing certain tones. I will be sleeping and he will decide to watch a movie and have the volume turned up so that at the first loud noise in the movie I am awake! He really needs a hearing aid but refuses to go. I even bought him a listening device so he wouldn't have to turn up the volume so loud but he won't use that either.
    Donna
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    Default Re: The Elephant in the Room...

    What a great story. I have been laughing out loud so much I had to read it to my husband.
    It was funny that my DGM [95] and great aunt [93] lived together in an apartment, you could hear their TV when you got to the vestibule a staircase below yet they could hear one another in a normal tone of voice.

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    Oh, boy, life at your house sounds like a laugh a minute!

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    Default Re: The Elephant in the Room...

    Your story is hilarious! But so true...I've visited my parents and have left their home with my ears ringing because their TV is so loud. I feel your pain. Aren't you just the sweetest DIL with a caring heart

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    What a riot! That is just so funny. Can't stop the giggles now.

    There's an 'elephant' asleep in my bedroom right now so I shouldn't wake him
    May your sorrows be patched and your joys be quilted

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    I got a real good laugh from your story! As someone who has a significant hearing loss in one ear (and yes, I have a hearing aid), I really feel for you! It can be so hard living with someone who is hearing impaired. But, there is nothing wrong with needing an aide, its just like needing to wear glasses.

    My father who is almost 88 got his very first hearing aid a year ago and it has helped him tremendously. Before that, there were times I had to call him on the PHONE to tell him we were outside ringing the doorbell and to come let us in!!!
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    So funny!!!
    My dh has 2 hearing aids, so not too bad now...still doesn't hear everything---just what he wants to...lol
    My dd was hard of hearing and when we would visit, you could hear his tv when you pulled in the alley behind their house...the walls literally did vibrate most of the day at his house!!!
    Carol

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