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    Aaaannnd, they're back!

    Today was the first day of school for DD the Kindergarten teacher, and her students did not disappoint:

    Bible class:
    "Sin is all of the bad things we do -- and those things make our hearts dirty. "
    Student: "Yeah, like my boogers."
    "Well, not exactly like boogers. Sin is like wrong thi--"
    Student: "Green. Like green boogers."
    ......

    "Okay, you did a pretty good job today, sweetie. Tomorrow, we're going to remember not to shout at our --"
    Student:"I WAS QUIET FOR YOU THE WHOLE DAY!!!"
    ......

    *Student burps*
    Me: "Excuse me ..."
    Student: *raised eyebrows* "That wasn't YOU, that was ME!"

    And so, it begins...

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    Re: Aaaannnd, they're back!

    lol, those are the things I miss.

    I had one tell me he knew what the 'Big Bang' was.... It was God sneezing, and all the planets were really God Snot. Some days you wonder how you ever kept a straight face!
    Katrina
    “Nothing can dim the light which shines from within.” Maya Angelou

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      #3
      Re: Aaaannnd, they're back!

      BAHAHAHA, Katrina, that is so funny! Can't wait to share that with DD.

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        #4
        Re: Aaaannnd, they're back!

        Love these. Sounds like DD is off to a great start this year. Thanks for sharing.

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