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    HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT

    An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

    “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 30 lbs.

    “That's amazing!” the doctor said “Did you follow my instructions?”

    The Irishman nodded and said, “I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.”

    “From the hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.

    “No, from the darn skippin'.”
    Sometimes, when there's a raging fire,
    it's best not to try to put it out with gasoline.

    "...pal carajo con la negatividad..."

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    LOL ......that must be my problem.... I'm not skipping enough!
    Donna
    MSQC: Where Strangers become Friends and Friends become Family!

    "The soul would have no rainbows, if the eyes had no tears."native American wisdom

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      #3
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      OK thats it from now on I am skipping!
      Bernice :icon_wave:

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        #4
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        Skip to my lou!
        Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
        Maya Angelou

        ~Megan~

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          #5
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          There you go. Guess I will skip more in 2012.

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            #6
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            OH! Skipping is the secret! No wonder I've failed!
            ;)Nancy

            I got a sewing machine for my husband. Good trade, huh!?!

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              #7
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              Well I guess I can try that!!! At least out here on the ranch not too many folks could see me skipping round and say "What's that crazy old lady doing?" hehehe


              Thanks Sandy for my 2nd chuckle of 2012!!!!
              Last edited by sewmuchjan; January 2, 2012, 03:49 PM.
              Jan G :icon_wave:


              THE HURRIER I GO,
              THE BEHINDER I GET!!!!
              :lol:

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                #8
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                A skippin' we will go.
                Blessed are the children of the piecemakers for they shall inherit the quilts!

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                  #9
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                  What a great idea! You are so cute Sandy! Where do you get all these stories from? You are amazing! Hugs, Jan L.
                  Home, where each lives for the others and all live for God! ><(((((o>

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                    Originally posted by janluna View Post
                    What a great idea! You are so cute Sandy! Where do you get all these stories from? You are amazing! Hugs, Jan L.
                    What I don't make up I just steal!
                    Sometimes, when there's a raging fire,
                    it's best not to try to put it out with gasoline.

                    "...pal carajo con la negatividad..."

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                      #11
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                      Okay.. I need to skip more... but at 57 I have a problem.... do I wear depends or just let it happen....
                      Donna
                      MSQC: Where Strangers become Friends and Friends become Family!

                      "The soul would have no rainbows, if the eyes had no tears."native American wisdom

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                        #12
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                        This is funny too!! My Husband is Irish and I had to share this with him. I told him he better start skipping---save on the gym membership!!!
                        I am such a material girl!!!!!:icon_wave: Nena

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                          #13
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                          HAHAHAHAHAH Sandy you are sooooo funny

                          http://renewingmrssewsew.blogspot.com
                          Until next time hugs and best stitches to you all,
                          Michelle

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                            #14
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                            Hahahahaha, you crack me up Sandy!
                            I would get DH skipping but his leg wouldn't hold him up right now. Silly thing, he fell off a ladder on Boxing Day.
                            Soon enough he will be healed though, and then...a skipping we will go!
                            May your sorrows be patched and your joys be quilted

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                              #15
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                              We should have a like button!!!
                              Find my creations on facebook http://www.facebook.com/#!/tinabartondesigns

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