This is from one of my DD's, who teaches Sunday School (i.e. not the Kindergarten teacher). If I'm not mistaken, this little guy is 6 years old.
L describing his friend: "She looks like middle ages, like as tall as you when you sit down. She puts pink on a lot of times. Her hair is slightly almost your color. Her parents are one's fat and one's not. The fat one is Chantel and the not fat one is Tony. ...um...sorry I said that. My brother and I both wanna marry her so we have a war challenge between us! But she doesn't know who to choose yet."
L describing his friend: "She looks like middle ages, like as tall as you when you sit down. She puts pink on a lot of times. Her hair is slightly almost your color. Her parents are one's fat and one's not. The fat one is Chantel and the not fat one is Tony. ...um...sorry I said that. My brother and I both wanna marry her so we have a war challenge between us! But she doesn't know who to choose yet."
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