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    All I want for Christmas!

    Santa old bean as you have probably seen
    This year has been fairly bad
    I’ve been patient and good
    As much as I could
    But I seem to have gone slightly mad

    So, I would like…..
    Boobs that don’t droop,
    A back with no stoop
    And my flushes to go far away
    Not to pee when I sneeze
    If you could manage that please
    It would be great for Christmas day.

    I would like..

    A brain that’s not fuddled
    So my mind is not muddled
    Is it the 6th,? no the 7th,. It’s the 8th!
    My daughters turned tarty
    Just in time for her party
    I really am in quite a state

    So what I would REALLY like is….

    Time to sew and to quilt
    Without conscience or guilt
    It would help to restore my own sanity
    A block with some cats
    Or a few table mats
    Would be fab and reduce my profantities

    Oh…..and some fabric would be lovely too…
    Love Daisy

    Re: All I want for Christmas!

    How fun. Thanks!

    I got a sewing machine for my husband. Good trade, huh!?!


      Re: All I want for Christmas!

      Really cute thanks for the laugh.
      Bernice :icon_wave:


        Re: All I want for Christmas!

        Daisy is a poet - a true Bard of W. Yorkshire!

        But, I have to tell her that the lines about the boobs that don't droop just doesn't cut it. You can always harness them up and look truly glam, but if you let them sag your wrinkles don't show.

        Speaking of which - why do some people have a lot of wrinkles and others don't? I had acne to the 9th degree when I was a teen and remember a woman telling me I would never show my age as the oils would keep my skin young. At my high school alumni banquet a couple of weeks ago I spent quite a bit of time talking to a woman who is a year younger than I am and she looked about 15 years older . . . I am quite often taken for much younger than I am (ouch - shouldn't pat myself on the back) . . . now why did I come in here and hog in on Daisy's post?
        Sometimes, when there's a raging fire,
        it's best not to try to put it out with gasoline.

        "...pal carajo con la negatividad..."


          Re: All I want for Christmas!

          That is sooooo KOOL!!

          What a TREAT!!

          I Luv It.... May Me Laugh ...almost P'd myself...ha..ha..haa
          Last edited by oldgurl4; November 7, 2011, 07:08 PM.
          :icon_popcorn:~When life throws you scraps make a quilt.~


            Re: All I want for Christmas!

            Very funny and I want all you folks to know that my boobies can still salute on their own thank you very much!

            Sandy, it's ok to hog in on someone else's post 'cause we're all like sisters and that's what sisters do! Love ya!!

            Ms Daisy, wish you and Mr Daisy could make a drop in or drop on as we say here on the island. We'd have so much fun! We'd even let Sandy and Al drop on as she'd hog the island anyways. Hehe!
            sigpic Visit my fabric shopping cart - PM me for a 25% Off your Total Purchase Code, just mention "The Forum" in your message. Huggers, Ruby