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    How to Clean House - 2011

    HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE IN 2011

    1. Open a new file in your PC.

    2. Name it 'Housework.'

    3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

    4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

    5. Your PC will ask you, 'Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?'

    6. Calmly answer, 'Yes' and press mouse button firmly.

    7. Feel better?


    Works for me!
    Sometimes, when there's a raging fire,
    it's best not to try to put it out with gasoline.

    "...pal carajo con la negatividad..."

    #2
    Re: How to Clean House - 2011

    LOL! If it were only this easy
    To quilt or not to quilt?.....what a ridiculous question!
    Check out all things quilty at my blog here: http://www.sassyquilter.com

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      #3
      Re: How to Clean House - 2011

      Hahaha! So very cute. I like your thinking, Sandy!

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        #4
        Re: How to Clean House - 2011

        Yeah - Housework is history!

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          #5
          Re: How to Clean House - 2011

          Love it, but the house still looks messy. ....perhaps I need to delete the house??? You are too funny, Sandy!

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            #6
            Re: How to Clean House - 2011

            I thought this would involve a bulldozer ...
            K is for Karen 😊​..................
            Cremation - My last hope for a smokin' hot body.


            Before you speak,
            T - is it TRUE?
            H - is it HELPFUL?
            I - is it INSPIRING?
            N - is it NECESSARY?
            K - is it KIND?

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              #7
              Re: How to Clean House - 2011

              Love it ! Sounds good to me.
              Linda L Maurer, Peach Bottom, PA

              http://gardenquilting.blogspot.com/

              Only a Quilter has a welcome mat at the door to her home and an
              "Enter at Your Own Risk" sign on the door of her sewing room (by Tom and Madge Powis)

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                #8
                Re: How to Clean House - 2011

                does this mean when we have to make a gazzilion of one block we can just cut and paste?????? This is great! UP the revolution
                Blog
                http://divinedaisydesigns.blogspot.co.uk/

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                  #9
                  Re: How to Clean House - 2011

                  Gee, I don't think my computer can hold a file that large!
                  When life throws you scraps, make a quilt! :icon_bigsmile:

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                    #10
                    Re: How to Clean House - 2011

                    LOL Sandy. I tried that and the computer crashed. Just kidding around. IF only it were that simple.
                    Blessed are the children of the piecemakers for they shall inherit the quilts!

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                      #11
                      Re: How to Clean House - 2011

                      I like your style Sandy! You are always thinking!!
                      Patti
                      "Like" me on Facebook @ Sweet Cherry Quilting to help spread the love of all things crafty and quilted!

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                        #12
                        Re: How to Clean House - 2011

                        GREAT! I'll give that info to DH it's his turn to do some house cleaning tomorrow, as I'll still have to iron some ripped shirts. hahahaha
                        sigpicgreetings from the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg

                        Michèle

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                          #13
                          Re: How to Clean House - 2011

                          Love it. Gonna have to try that!
                          ;)Nancy

                          I got a sewing machine for my husband. Good trade, huh!?!

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                            #14
                            Re: How to Clean House - 2011


                            Sandy, sounds like something I should do! Hmmm, why didn't I think of that one!
                            Sewing mends the soul.
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                            Do the math; count your blessings
                            Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

                            http://pinterest.com/vintageprims/boards/ Unless we are creating we are not fully alive
                            ~ Madeleine L'Engle

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                              #15
                              Re: How to Clean House - 2011

                              Or maybe a clone or two of me might work??? NO I guess not "me, myself, and I" would be quilting or on this laptop!!!
                              Tooo crowded
                              Jan G :icon_wave:


                              THE HURRIER I GO,
                              THE BEHINDER I GET!!!!
                              :lol:

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