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    The real reason(s) I was MIA

    I was hallucinating
    I was stuck in my house because the doors are all broken
    My dog had a fright and I didn't want to leave him
    I was swimming too fast and smacked my head on the poolside
    I was bitten by an insect
    My car handbrake broke and it rolled down the hill into a pond
    My hamster died
    I injured myself during sex
    I slipped on a coin
    I had a sleepless night
    I burned my hand on the toaster
    The dog ate my shoes
    My fish was sick
    I swallowed white spirit
    I got a clothes peg stuck on my tongue
    I drank too much and fell asleep on someone's floor - I didn't know where I was
    I'm using a new eye drop and my eyes were watering
    I had a blocked nose
    I had a sore finger and couldn’t type
    I was sprayed by a skunk
    I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious
    I was held up by robbers
    I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity
    I forgot how to log on
    I couldn't find my shoes
    I hurt myself bowling
    I was spit on by a venomous snake
    Sometimes, when there's a raging fire,
    it's best not to try to put it out with gasoline.

    "...pal carajo con la negatividad..."
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    #2
    Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

    Just another ordinary day for you then? ROFL

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      #3
      Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

      Hahaha.....there are some really good reasons here for your absence, but try to be careful....we miss you!
      Cil
      A quilt is a blanket of love
      http://www.pinterest.com/cil3612/boards/
      http://www.creativelyhomemade.etsy.com/

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        #4
        Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

        You are such a hoot, Sandy....I do miss you!
        Sherri

        "Don't let someone else's ugly spoil your beautiful. " Thanks, Bubby!!!!!!

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          #5
          Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

          I would say time to relax a bit, all valid reasons we miss you.
          sigpic:icon_hug: Iris Girl = April = fabric, Fabric FABRIC!!
          Time spent with cats is never wasted.
          Sigmund Freud

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            #6
            Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

            I'm glad you survived all that! We've missed you!!
            *~* Myrna *~*
            *~* Quilters lead pieceful lives *~*

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              #7
              Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

              That was a lot to survive. Glad its behind you and you were able to break free and get back here.
              Dolores :lol::icon_heh:

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                #8
                Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

                Wow...and I thought my DH was accident prone!!!
                Shirley aka buckeyequilter
                I work to support a sewing habit that I don't have time for, because I work!

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                  #9
                  Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

                  I think Pat W hit it on the head, Just another day in Sandy's life!

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                    #10
                    Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

                    No grandchild who tied you up and held you hostage until you gave her junk food? That's what I though all along!

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                      #11
                      Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

                      OMG - She's baaaaccckkkk!!! Love you darlin!
                      Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.
                      Maya Angelou

                      ~Megan~

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                        #12
                        Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

                        No matter the reason that you were gone (any of the above or alien abduction), I am really glad you are back! You were missed!
                        Lisa

                        M*QC forum is full of the best people!

                        I'm not just buying fabric, I am supporting the economy...

                        A bad day in the sewing room is better than a good day at the office.

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                          #13
                          Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

                          Are you sure the aliens didn't tell you to say all that?
                          "I'm putting together a list of 100 reasons why I am NOT relentless!" - Sue Heck, The Middle

                          Leonard: For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?
                          Sheldon (intrigued): You have a sarcasm sign?

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                            #14
                            Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

                            Good one, Irma.
                            My friends call me Peggy
                            The government calls me Mary Margaret

                            Proverbs 13:22 A good person leaves an inheritance for their children’s children.

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                              #15
                              Re: The real reason(s) I was MIA

                              LOL you always crack me up. Thanks for the smile!
                              ;)Nancy

                              I got a sewing machine for my husband. Good trade, huh!?!

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