So this morning I put on a coat and went to shovel a path through the 10" of snow which fell yesterday out to the chicken coop in the back yard. Upon arriving at the coop I found an egg had been laid so I stuck it in the pocket of the coat and continued on with what I was doing.
Upon my return to the house, a very pregnant Mrs. HandsomeRyan told me that she was leaving for work and needed that coat as it is the only one which will cover her belly. I grudgingly removed it and handed it to her.
About an hour later I remember the egg. My remembrance happened to correspond with my wife calling me to tell me that there was egg all over the jacket, her hand, and her clothes. Oops.
So the lesson is: If you are going to steal someone's coat, at least check the pockets.
Here is the belly in question:
Upon my return to the house, a very pregnant Mrs. HandsomeRyan told me that she was leaving for work and needed that coat as it is the only one which will cover her belly. I grudgingly removed it and handed it to her.
About an hour later I remember the egg. My remembrance happened to correspond with my wife calling me to tell me that there was egg all over the jacket, her hand, and her clothes. Oops.
So the lesson is: If you are going to steal someone's coat, at least check the pockets.
Here is the belly in question:
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