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    The J.O.D.

    Just got this from my up nawth girlfriend.


    So, so true. The story at the end is the greatest.

    1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest or Google Maps really need to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

    17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't
    hear or understand a word they said?

    20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

    21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

    23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

    Ladies ... Quit laughing!

    It just gets better as you get older, doesn't it?

    This is what happens when old people start using technology!

    "Being a great quilter is 5% talent and 95% pushing yourself away from the internet!" ~ Angel Bear

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    like the one about the car keys No# 22 .......Ha I have a Key hook /Holder at the back door and still have issues!!
    Jacqueline ( Sugar ) Dorer-Russell

    "I miss the me I was when you were here"


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      Going to copy and paste this on my face book. Thanks
      Hugs Ann


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        23 has got to be my favorite. I tried to tell the boys as they were growing up, to listen to what the big head was saying, cuz the little one didn't have a brain. # 4 would come in quite handy as well, so that the meaning of your words didn't get lost on people that don't know you. # 12 ha ha. I still don't have one and not planning on getting one. My DVD's and VHS tapes work just fine.
        Blankets wrap you in warmth, quilts wrap you in love



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          What the heck is Blue-Ray?
          Blessed are the children of the piecemakers for they shall inherit the quilts!


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              Lyric, this is hilarious mostly because its true!
              #5 I don't anymore, just stuff it in the linen closet
              #12 with you on this one
              #14 me too..
              Love the last one, its such a guy thing
              May the road rise up to meet you...
              May the wind be always at your back...
              May you be in Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead...
              Patt :icon_wave:


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                Lol. Very funny. I have posted this on FB too. Thanks for the laugh


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                  OMG - laughing so hard the tears are rolling down my cheeks. thanks


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                    I'm laughing so hard the tears are running down my leg!!!
                    Home is where your mother is..........;)