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    A Dog's letter to God




    Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
    1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
    2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
    3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
    4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
    5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
    6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
    7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
    8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
    9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
    10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
    11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
    12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
    it's usually not a good thing
    Sewing mends the soul.
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    Do the math; count your blessings
    Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

    http://pinterest.com/vintageprims/boards/ Unless we are creating we are not fully alive
    ~ Madeleine L'Engle


    #2
    Re: A Dog's letter to God

    Very cute Blondie! The picture is adorable too.
    Home, where each lives for the others and all live for God! ><(((((o>

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      #3
      Re: A Dog's letter to God

      I love that lol
      Thank you for making me smile this morning xx

      Hope everyone has a good day x

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        #4
        Re: A Dog's letter to God

        Jan, that looks a wee bit like our Gracie.
        Sewing mends the soul.
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        Do the math; count your blessings
        Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

        http://pinterest.com/vintageprims/boards/ Unless we are creating we are not fully alive
        ~ Madeleine L'Engle

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          #5
          Re: A Dog's letter to God

          Ha ha ha...love it!
          ;)Nancy

          I got a sewing machine for my husband. Good trade, huh!?!

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            #6
            Re: A Dog's letter to God


            Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
            Sewing mends the soul.
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            Do the math; count your blessings
            Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

            http://pinterest.com/vintageprims/boards/ Unless we are creating we are not fully alive
            ~ Madeleine L'Engle

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              #7
              Re: A Dog's letter to God

              Awww... too cute!
              There's still time to change the road you're on - Led Zeppelin, "Stairway to Heaven"

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