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    MEN

    Man

    Man is a woman's best friend.

    He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

    He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

    He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

    He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.





    No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.

    It’s wine that does all that..

    Sorry...
    Sometimes, when there's a raging fire,
    it's best not to try to put it out with gasoline.

    "...pal carajo con la negatividad..."

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    So funny Sandy, I was beginning to wonder...
    Lynn

    "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....it's about learning to dance in the rain" Anonymous.

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      #3
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      You crack me up!

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        #4
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        I'm laughing out loud!
        There's still time to change the road you're on - Led Zeppelin, "Stairway to Heaven"

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          #5
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          LOL.....good one.

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            #6
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            True... Oh so True... Pass the beer nuts!
            Home, where each lives for the others and all live for God! ><(((((o>

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              #7
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              You had my attention at MEN! HaHa!

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                #8
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                I was beginning to wonder there for a minute. That was really funny. Thanks.
                Elaine:icon_wave:

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                  #9
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                  Good one Sandy! As soon as I read "men" I thought...oh no...what did "he" do now?? LOL
                  Patti
                  "Like" me on Facebook @ Sweet Cherry Quilting to help spread the love of all things crafty and quilted!

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                    #10
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                    Whew! At first I thought you had "borrowed" my Luscious Larry; I don't share well. But when I read the rest I knew you were really speaking of how good a bottle of rose tasted when I was married to my first husband. hehehe.

                    You're too funny Sandy. Love ya gal
                    Sewing mends the soul.
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                    Do the math; count your blessings
                    Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

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                    ~ Madeleine L'Engle

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