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    Stolen Body Parts!!!


    You've no doubt heard about people who have been
    abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

    My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few
    years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It
    was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal.
    Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine?

    I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
    Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in

    And then the thieves struck again......

    My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because
    they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me
    with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower
    than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of
    long skirts.

    Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
    morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my
    upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was
    really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time.
    What could they do to me next?

    When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced
    with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world wake
    up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL
    replacement body parts - stolen from you and Me! The next time someone
    you know has something 'lifted', Look again - was it lifted from you?

    THIS IS NOT A HOAX - This is happening to women
    everywhere every night.


    P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I
    was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was
    relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept.
    Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

    I thought this was too 'important' not to pass on.

    Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart.
    Always remember to Laugh!!
    Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!

    P.P.S. Those same thieves just came into my closet and
    shrank my clothes!

    How do they do that????

    Man, Despite His artistic pretensions, his sophistication, his many accomplishments, Owes his existence to a Six-inch layer of topsoil and the fact, That It Rains! anonymous

    Thanks for the laugh....same gremlins here.....rats!
    💫 Star lover


      Thanks for the laugh.
      Blessed are the children of the piecemakers for they shall inherit the quilts!


        That last paragraph made me laugh way too hard!


          I needed this laugh. Thank you lol
          Life is short - Live everyday to the fullest


            That was awesome! Laughter is truly the best medicine.
            “Nothing can dim the light which shines from within.” Maya Angelou


              Oh Dear! They must be a nationwide gang, recently they switched my eyelids (upper and lower). Upside is I no longer have to carry a suitcase for a weekend getaway, I'll just pack everything into my new Eye Bags!


              • ktdid
                ktdid commented
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                I laughed so hard, should be a sight to see, got any pix??

              Too funny! Thanks for the humor.


                Oh my goodness. I guess we all got in the same boat when we were abducted. Mine seems to be a daily journey. Seems hard to get comfortable in this new look
                Walk in peace with the Lord by your side.


                  This is something I needed! thanks for sharing! laughed all the way thru almost in my jeans.


                    Such a refreshing step away from all the doom and gloom in the news every day. I needed this laugh! A great writer; I swear I was reading Erma Bombeck! If anybody remembers her??


                    • MSN
                      MSN commented
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                      I loved Erma Bombeck!

                    OH, how precious - and it seems so true. Thanks for a good laugh.