Working in the Garden 🥬

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  • Star lover
    Senior Member
    Missouri Star
    • Apr 2016
    • 7551

    Working in the Garden 🥬

    Working in the garden

    A prisoner in jail received a letter from his wife:

    "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

    The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter:

    "Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That is where I hid all the gold."

    A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:

    "You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden."

    The prisoner wrote another letter:

    "Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!"
  • Monique
    Senior Member
    Missouri Star
    • Jan 2011
    • 19495

    #2
    Re: Working in the Garden 🥬

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! GOOD ONE!!
    Blessed are the children of the piecemakers for they shall inherit the quilts!

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    • geegeequilts
      Senior Member
      Missouri Star
      • Jan 2015
      • 2279

      #3
      Re: Working in the Garden 🥬

      LOL!!!!!

      Gina

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