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LauraP
March 4th, 2018, 11:40 PM
ME: OMG, now I get it!
FRIEND: You get what?
ME: You know when things heat, they expand.
FRIEND: And?
ME: I'm not fat, I'm too hot!

That must be why as I got closer to menopause I got fatter.

What's your excuse?

Hulamoon
March 4th, 2018, 11:44 PM
Too much beer.

grammaterry
March 5th, 2018, 12:02 AM
Hummm....might have a point

Blondie
March 5th, 2018, 07:24 AM
ME: OMG, now I get it!
FRIEND: You get what?
ME: You know when things heat, they expand.
FRIEND: And?
ME: I'm not fat, I'm too hot!

That must be why as I got closer to menopause I got fatter.

What's your excuse?

thanks for the giggle. Coffee spewed everywhere. But thanks. I needed to reheat the coffee anyway. Hugs!!!!!!!!

Monique
March 5th, 2018, 08:12 AM
Just more of me to love.

Star lover
March 5th, 2018, 08:42 AM
Oh yeah....perfect sense! I'm going with your theory! Then again, there's is more to love.....

Bubby
March 5th, 2018, 09:38 AM
It makes perfect sense to me!

Sandy Navas
March 5th, 2018, 10:21 AM
I always tell my husband that "I'm twice the woman you married."

MissMay
March 5th, 2018, 10:29 AM
So true, that's my story and I'm sticking with it.

SuzanneOrleansOntario
March 5th, 2018, 10:30 AM
Men-o-pause and stress at work. sure didn't help.

Luckily I am done with both of these, so I guess it's .... Heck, no excuse. Just take me as I am, or walk away.

dwil23
March 5th, 2018, 12:40 PM
That's good!

But I go with Garfields reasoning - I'm not overweight, I'm under tall!

LauraP
March 5th, 2018, 01:53 PM
Just remember, we are the way God made us ......with maybe some alterations.