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February 22nd, 2017, 02:49 PM
Laura P. requested we keep the funnies coming. So this is for Laura and all my quilty friends who could use a smile today. It's from my DD the Kindergarten teacher:

Snack time conversation:

R: "Don't ask about this thing on my lip."
Me: "I wasn't planning to ask. Eat your food."
R: "It's a HICKEY."
Me: "Oh .... yeah? From biting your top lip?"
R: "No. From sucking on a cap."
Me: "Welp. I guess you shouldn't do that again, huh."
E1: "I'VE sucked on a cap before, and I've NEVER gotted that."
K: "What's a hickey?!"
Me: "Uh, guys ..."
E2: "It's a kind of mustache you get."
K: "Oh. I've had a milk one of those before."
Me: Whew.

February 22nd, 2017, 03:27 PM
The funny things kids say.

February 24th, 2017, 06:27 AM
that was a good one. thanks