View Full Version : Be careful of what you wish for! - A short story for Quilters!

February 1st, 2017, 11:33 AM
Just a little story today I want share.

Seems this elderly lady passed away. She was a quilter who had made hundreds of quilts over the years.

When she got to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter told her she had to make a choice. She could select heaven or hell.

He said, "Here's hell." She saw a room full of pleasant looking quilters sitting around a table. There were dozens of new sewing machines and the table was full of fabric.

She told St. Peter she wanted to stay in hell. She walked into the room and everyone turned to her and with one voice said, "Did you bring any needles?"

Have a good one!

February 1st, 2017, 11:58 AM

February 1st, 2017, 12:25 PM
Thank you for the smile!

cv quilter
February 1st, 2017, 12:43 PM
Made me laugh, and I read it to Fred and he laughed, too. Thanks, Bob.

February 1st, 2017, 12:50 PM
Thanks Bob for my morning laugh!

Jean Sewing Machine
February 1st, 2017, 01:19 PM
That's a good one, Bob!

February 1st, 2017, 01:20 PM
LMAO I love it

Iris Girl
February 1st, 2017, 01:49 PM
:icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl: thanks for the giggle!

cashs mom
February 1st, 2017, 07:11 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

February 1st, 2017, 08:11 PM
Made me snile. Good one.

Sandy Navas
February 1st, 2017, 09:45 PM
So, do we put in our wills that we must have tens of thousands packages of new sewing needles duct taped to our ankles when we are buried?

K. McEuen
February 1st, 2017, 10:30 PM
boB, best be prepared for the "Do you have a bobbin" question ...

February 1st, 2017, 10:44 PM
I literally laughed out loud on this one.

February 2nd, 2017, 02:23 AM
That's a good one ,talk about hell.

Judy, USMC
February 2nd, 2017, 06:34 AM
Thanks for the laugh ... Steve said it sounds true!