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Sandy Navas
January 2nd, 2012, 10:36 AM
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 30 lbs.

“That's amazing!” the doctor said “Did you follow my instructions?”

The Irishman nodded and said, “I'll tell you though, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.”

“From the hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.

“No, from the darn skippin'.”

January 2nd, 2012, 11:09 AM
LOL ......that must be my problem.... I'm not skipping enough!

stitching woman
January 2nd, 2012, 11:44 AM
OK thats it from now on I am skipping!

January 2nd, 2012, 12:31 PM
Skip to my lou!

January 2nd, 2012, 01:31 PM
There you go. Guess I will skip more in 2012.

January 2nd, 2012, 04:56 PM
OH! Skipping is the secret! No wonder I've failed!

January 2nd, 2012, 07:47 PM
Well I guess I can try that!!! At least out here on the ranch not too many folks could see me skipping round and say "What's that crazy old lady doing?" hehehe :D

Thanks Sandy for my 2nd chuckle of 2012!!!! :D :)

January 2nd, 2012, 08:15 PM
A skippin' we will go.

January 2nd, 2012, 08:16 PM
What a great idea! You are so cute Sandy! Where do you get all these stories from? You are amazing! Hugs, Jan L.

Sandy Navas
January 2nd, 2012, 08:33 PM
What a great idea! You are so cute Sandy! Where do you get all these stories from? You are amazing! Hugs, Jan L.

What I don't make up I just steal!

January 2nd, 2012, 08:43 PM
Okay.. I need to skip more... but at 57 I have a problem.... do I wear depends or just let it happen....:lol::lol::lol:

January 3rd, 2012, 12:30 AM
This is funny too!! My Husband is Irish and I had to share this with him. I told him he better start skipping---save on the gym membership!!!:lol:

January 3rd, 2012, 12:36 AM
HAHAHAHAHAH Sandy you are sooooo funny


Sharon G
January 4th, 2012, 02:05 AM
Hahahahaha, you crack me up Sandy!
I would get DH skipping but his leg wouldn't hold him up right now. Silly thing, he fell off a ladder on Boxing Day.
Soon enough he will be healed though, and then...a skipping we will go! :lol:

January 4th, 2012, 07:03 AM
We should have a like button!!!

January 4th, 2012, 04:03 PM
:icon_rofl:Haa---haaaa :icon_rofl:

Didn't seethat One Comming!!!...

GOOD ONE ~Sandy~


Keep Em Comming!!!


January 4th, 2012, 09:30 PM
Sandy! You crack me up!! Thanks so much for the laugh!!

January 4th, 2012, 11:57 PM
Ha ha :lol: