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Sandy Navas
January 1st, 2012, 02:42 PM
A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,but let's be a bit more realistic instead.

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,perhaps car-di-ac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!

mamaquilt
January 1st, 2012, 02:51 PM
Sandy,
you're not the only one, but have a Happy and Healthy Quilting Year. Let the doctors get some rests.
greetings from Michl

Loonwatcher
January 1st, 2012, 03:14 PM
Thank you Sandy for starting my year off right with a chuckle. Can always depend on you!

oldgurl4
January 1st, 2012, 04:05 PM
:lol:.....:icon_rofl:.....:icon_shake:

Leave it to ~Sandy~

That is HILARIOUS!!

BANG!!!!!!.......~ FELIZ AO NUEVO ~

InGodzHndz
January 1st, 2012, 04:05 PM
Awesome!



(and now, I'm just typing since I have to have a certain number of characters for a message....)

MRoy
January 1st, 2012, 04:23 PM
:lol: Thanks for a good laugh Sandy!

sewmuchjan
January 1st, 2012, 04:56 PM
:icon_rofl: Sandy thanks for my 1st chuckle in 2012!!!! :icon_rofl:


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BellasQuilts
January 1st, 2012, 05:07 PM
too true unfortunately LOL!

ChristineB
January 2nd, 2012, 02:09 AM
That's hillarious, Sandy! Thanks for a great laugh!

phoots
January 2nd, 2012, 02:48 AM
That was so cute!! If you don't mind I'm gonna try to copy and paste it to FB!
Pam in Vegas

Meli
January 2nd, 2012, 04:55 AM
On one hand, it made me laugh. On the other hand, I have WAY too many of those! lol

Monique
January 2nd, 2012, 08:58 AM
Sandy, you kill me.

CrazyMtnLady
January 2nd, 2012, 11:11 AM
Sandy that is really cute and oh so true.. Happy New Year!

janluna
January 2nd, 2012, 08:48 PM
Sandy, have you been spying on me? You just wrote my life down! LOL I don't have 26 Doctors though. Thank God!!! Love you, Hugs, Jan L.

Nena
January 3rd, 2012, 12:27 AM
I am laughing very loudly right now-----my eyes are leaking. The truth doesn't hurt right now---just tooooo funny!!!!

lilmouse
January 3rd, 2012, 04:10 AM
got a good chuckle out of both of your stories Sandy...you crack me up!:)