View Full Version : Serves you right for trying to push Kindergarteners too hard!

September 9th, 2016, 10:16 PM
"What shape is this?"


"Good! Does anyone know what shape it becomes when I slant it like this?"

"Uhhh....a pexagon??"

"Nope, that's not a shape. This is a big word that you won't learn until 4th grade. Do you want me to teach it to you now?"


"It's a parallelogram."

*blank stares*

"Repeat after me -- para..."





"Gram! Hey, that sounds like a graham crapper! Wait... I mean... ummm..."

September 10th, 2016, 02:24 AM
Too funny! Is this another tale from your daughter's Kindergarten class?

September 10th, 2016, 03:28 AM
Yes, Toni, classes started almost two weeks ago, and the quotes are starting to appear on DD's facebook page again. I always enjoy them and get a good chuckle.

September 10th, 2016, 06:27 AM
Too Cute. They are just adorable. I love these stories.