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Sandy Navas
November 16th, 2011, 12:31 PM
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a
STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD:
At The Doctor's

BFF:
Best Friend Fainted

BTW:
Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT:
Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM:
Covered By Medicare

CGU:
Can't get up

CUATSC:
See You At The Senior Center

DWI:
Driving While Incontinent

FWB:
Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW:
Forgot Where I Was

FYI:
Found Your Insulin

GGPBL:
Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA:
Got Heartburn Again

HGBM:
Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO:
Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO:
Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL:
Living On Lipitor

LWO:
Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR:
On My Massage Recliner

OMSG:
Oh My! Sorry Gas.

ROFL... CGU:
Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

TTYL:
Talk To You Louder

WAITT:
Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA:
Wet The Furniture Again

WTP:
Where's The Prunes?

WWNO:
Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI:
(Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)

Bubby
November 16th, 2011, 01:24 PM
Totally hysterical....the sad thing is most of these apply to me and my friends!!! Thanks Sandy!!!

Gayle8675309
November 16th, 2011, 01:38 PM
LOL (laughing out loud)!! :)

rebeccas-sewing
November 16th, 2011, 01:41 PM
Fantastic! I need to share this.

Loonwatcher
November 16th, 2011, 01:57 PM
Too too funny! Thanks for the yucks!

lucyviola
November 16th, 2011, 01:59 PM
Wonderful ! Can relate to more of them than I'd like to admit !

bobw103
November 16th, 2011, 02:18 PM
I just read the title and started laughing and by the time I got to the end I was ROTFLOL-I have no clue if that really is an acronym but it should be-rolling on the floor laughing out loud

Genny
November 16th, 2011, 02:39 PM
Sandy, This is great!!! Laughed all the way thru it. :lol:

meemeecyn
November 16th, 2011, 04:02 PM
Gee, Sandy, when I saw it was for seniors....I didn't read it. I'm not old enough, yet. (NOT!!!!!)
Really, too funny. You just crack me up. I love your poem, too. You have a natural talent, my Friend!
Cynthia

mitzs
November 16th, 2011, 06:30 PM
I am not even close to be a senior yet, but by the time I got to the bottom of this I had WTFA. Have mercy on my bladder Sandy and next time warn I may need a depends before reading!! Too funny.

mimi9411
November 16th, 2011, 09:17 PM
This is just so funny ,have to send this to my friends.Have just started reading the forum, totaly enjoying it and you ladies.

MRoy
November 16th, 2011, 09:44 PM
These are great! My messages will be much shorter now! :D

stitching woman
November 16th, 2011, 09:55 PM
Love this but must admit that it his close to home.

sewmuchjan
November 17th, 2011, 08:07 PM
PPTD

(Please Pass The Depends!!!!)



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