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  • Sandy Navas
    Senior Member
    Missouri Star
    • Dec 2010
    • 21301

    Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a
    STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

    Please pass this on to your children and grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

    ATD:
    At The Doctor's

    BFF:
    Best Friend Fainted

    BTW:
    Bring The Wheelchair

    BYOT:
    Bring Your Own Teeth

    CBM:
    Covered By Medicare

    CGU:
    Can't get up

    CUATSC:
    See You At The Senior Center

    DWI:
    Driving While Incontinent

    FWB:
    Friend With Beta Blockers

    FWIW:
    Forgot Where I Was

    FYI:
    Found Your Insulin

    GGPBL:
    Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!

    GHA:
    Got Heartburn Again

    HGBM:
    Had Good Bowel Movement

    IMHO:
    Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    LMDO:
    Laughing My Dentures Out

    LOL:
    Living On Lipitor

    LWO:
    Lawrence Welk's On

    OMMR:
    On My Massage Recliner

    OMSG:
    Oh My! Sorry Gas.

    ROFL... CGU:
    Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

    TTYL:
    Talk To You Louder

    WAITT:
    Who Am I Talking To?

    WTFA:
    Wet The Furniture Again

    WTP:
    Where's The Prunes?

    WWNO:
    Walker Wheels Need Oil

    GGLKI:
    (Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In)
    Sometimes, when there's a raging fire,
    it's best not to try to put it out with gasoline.

    "...pal carajo con la negatividad..."
  • Bubby
    Senior Member
    Missouri Star
    • Jun 2011
    • 30730

    #2
    Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

    Totally hysterical....the sad thing is most of these apply to me and my friends!!! Thanks Sandy!!!
    sigpicwww.whisperofrose.blogspot.com


    Scottie Mom Barb

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    • Gayle8675309
      Senior Member
      Missouri Star
      • Oct 2011
      • 1311

      #3
      Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

      LOL (laughing out loud)!!
      Gayle

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      • rebeccas-sewing
        Senior Member
        Missouri Star
        • Apr 2010
        • 9681

        #4
        Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

        Fantastic! I need to share this.
        Goodbye Europe! Hello California! Home sweet home.

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        • Loonwatcher
          Senior Member
          Missouri Star
          • Feb 2011
          • 3904

          #5
          Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

          Too too funny! Thanks for the yucks!
          ;)Nancy

          I got a sewing machine for my husband. Good trade, huh!?!

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          • lucyviola
            Senior Member
            Block Queen
            • Jul 2011
            • 136

            #6
            Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

            Wonderful ! Can relate to more of them than I'd like to admit !

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            • bobw103
              Senior Member
              Designer Diva
              • Sep 2011
              • 470

              #7
              Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

              I just read the title and started laughing and by the time I got to the end I was ROTFLOL-I have no clue if that really is an acronym but it should be-rolling on the floor laughing out loud
              Bobbi
              :icon_rofl: Laughter is good for the soul
              And so are Martha's Cookies
              sigpic

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              • Genny
                Senior Member
                Missouri Star
                • Oct 2011
                • 4995

                #8
                Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

                Sandy, This is great!!! Laughed all the way thru it.
                TODAY IS A GOOD DAY...TO HAVE A GOOD DAY...Genny

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                • meemeecyn
                  Senior Member
                  Missouri Star
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 2363

                  #9
                  Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

                  Gee, Sandy, when I saw it was for seniors....I didn't read it. I'm not old enough, yet. (NOT!!!!!)
                  Really, too funny. You just crack me up. I love your poem, too. You have a natural talent, my Friend!
                  Cynthia

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                  • mitzs
                    Senior Member
                    Binding Belle
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 219

                    #10
                    Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

                    I am not even close to be a senior yet, but by the time I got to the bottom of this I had WTFA. Have mercy on my bladder Sandy and next time warn I may need a depends before reading!! Too funny.

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                    • mimi9411
                      Senior Member
                      Designer Diva
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 460

                      #11
                      Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

                      This is just so funny ,have to send this to my friends.Have just started reading the forum, totaly enjoying it and you ladies.

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                      • MRoy
                        Senior Member
                        Missouri Star
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 8093

                        #12
                        Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

                        These are great! My messages will be much shorter now!
                        *~* Myrna *~*
                        *~* Quilters lead pieceful lives *~*

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                        • stitching woman
                          Senior Member
                          Missouri Star
                          • Jun 2011
                          • 1651

                          #13
                          Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

                          Love this but must admit that it his close to home.
                          Bernice :icon_wave:

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                          • sewmuchjan
                            Senior Member
                            Missouri Star
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 1147

                            #14
                            Re: Texting Acronyms (Only for Seniors)

                            PPTD

                            (Please Pass The Depends!!!!)



                            Jan G :icon_wave:


                            THE HURRIER I GO,
                            THE BEHINDER I GET!!!!
                            :lol:

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