View Full Version : The secret diary of a Collie aged 13 3/4 #2

Divine Daisy
November 24th, 2015, 03:39 PM
Why can't she understand that it is my DUTY as an alpha bitch to eat every chip dropped outside the chip shop and that it is her job as my minion not to trip over me as I carry out my duty especially in front of a car?
Now she is in a bad mood so I must stare the glare of my people until he comes home and sympathises............. with me obviously.


November 24th, 2015, 04:11 PM
What a beautiful face.

November 24th, 2015, 05:03 PM
How sweet, look at those eyes.

Granny Judy
November 24th, 2015, 06:49 PM
Oh, I do sympathize with you.. most definitely!! (just look into those eyes!)

November 24th, 2015, 06:52 PM
Couldn't stay mad at that sweet face!

November 24th, 2015, 07:57 PM
Dear Miss Lou,

I know. Isn't it just the worst sort of deprivation? There was half a chocolate bar on the sidewalk this afternoon. I wasn't allowed to keep it.

Your friend across the ocean,

Sylvia H
November 24th, 2015, 08:16 PM
Sometimes my mom drops food on the floor on purpose, and I am not allowed to eat it until she says "Take it". Do you think that is animal abuse? JJ the rottweiler.


Jean Sewing Machine
November 24th, 2015, 08:23 PM
Some humans just never understand.

November 24th, 2015, 09:17 PM
Dear JJ,

Yes, definitely abusive. But at least she doesn't put a cookie on your nose and tell you "Wait". She thinks that's funny. I'm scarred by this torture.


November 24th, 2015, 10:45 PM
My Moma left me, while she was gone to her hair dressers , I see she left the basket in the floor that she throes that old thread in and sometimes a wrapper or a tissue. We'll since she has been gone for a while, I'll show her, I know where she keeps things and I'll get them out and surprise her
when she gets home, ......yep s Scooter
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November 24th, 2015, 11:51 PM
what a face...!!! Love it!!!