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Divine Daisy
November 7th, 2011, 08:27 PM
Santa old bean as you have probably seen
This year has been fairly bad
Iíve been patient and good
As much as I could
But I seem to have gone slightly mad

So, I would likeÖ..
Boobs that donít droop,
A back with no stoop
And my flushes to go far away
Not to pee when I sneeze
If you could manage that please
It would be great for Christmas day.

I would like..

A brain thatís not fuddled
So my mind is not muddled
Is it the 6th,? no the 7th,. Itís the 8th!
My daughters turned tarty
Just in time for her party
I really am in quite a state

So what I would REALLY like isÖ.

Time to sew and to quilt
Without conscience or guilt
It would help to restore my own sanity
A block with some cats
Or a few table mats
Would be fab and reduce my profantities

OhÖ..and some fabric would be lovely tooÖ
Love Daisy

November 7th, 2011, 08:32 PM
How fun. Thanks!

stitching woman
November 7th, 2011, 08:36 PM
Really cute thanks for the laugh.

Sandy Navas
November 7th, 2011, 10:42 PM
Daisy is a poet - a true Bard of W. Yorkshire!

But, I have to tell her that the lines about the boobs that don't droop just doesn't cut it. You can always harness them up and look truly glam, but if you let them sag your wrinkles don't show.

Speaking of which - why do some people have a lot of wrinkles and others don't? I had acne to the 9th degree when I was a teen and remember a woman telling me I would never show my age as the oils would keep my skin young. At my high school alumni banquet a couple of weeks ago I spent quite a bit of time talking to a woman who is a year younger than I am and she looked about 15 years older . . . I am quite often taken for much younger than I am (ouch - shouldn't pat myself on the back) . . . now why did I come in here and hog in on Daisy's post?

November 7th, 2011, 11:05 PM
That is sooooo KOOL!!

What a TREAT!!

I Luv It.... May Me Laugh ...almost P'd myself...ha..ha..haa

November 8th, 2011, 01:56 AM
Very funny and I want all you folks to know that my boobies can still salute on their own thank you very much!

Sandy, it's ok to hog in on someone else's post 'cause we're all like sisters and that's what sisters do! Love ya!!

Ms Daisy, wish you and Mr Daisy could make a drop in or drop on as we say here on the island. We'd have so much fun! We'd even let Sandy and Al drop on as she'd hog the island anyways. Hehe!