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Sandy Navas
September 12th, 2011, 07:48 PM
ADDICTED TO QUILTING
She Learned to Quilt on MONDAY.
Her stitches all were fine
She forgot to make us dinner
So we all went out to dine

She quilted miniatures on TUESDAY
She says they are a must
They really were quite lovely
But She forgot to dust.

On WEDNESDAY it was a sampler.
She says stippling is fun
What Highlights What Shadows!
But The LAUNDRY wasnít done.

Nine Patches were on THURSDAY
Green, Yellow, Blue and red.
I guess she really was engrossed
She never made the Bed.

It was wall hangings on FRIDAY.
In colors she adores
It never bothered her at all
That crumbs were on the floor.

I found a maid on SATURDAY
My week is now complete
My wife can quilt the hours away
The house will still be neat.

Well, now its only SUNDAY
I think Iím about to wilt
I cursed, I raved, I ranted
Cause the Maid has learned to QUILT!

(Author unknown)

meemeecyn
September 12th, 2011, 08:01 PM
This is too funny....and so true!!!! Thank you for sharing, Sandy.

stitching woman
September 12th, 2011, 09:00 PM
To cute! Thanks

Bernice

Monique
September 12th, 2011, 09:43 PM
I love it Sandy.

janluna
September 12th, 2011, 11:38 PM
How wonderful Sandy. Thank you for sharing. Hugs, Jan L.

SuzyQue
September 13th, 2011, 12:20 AM
You always make me chuckle! Too true.....so funny~

HandsOffItsMine
September 13th, 2011, 12:24 AM
Kudos to the unknown poet, but an applaus to our Sandy!

quilter.martha
September 13th, 2011, 07:45 AM
Sandy, where do you ever find these things? I always get a good chuckle from your treats. This one is great!

Loonwatcher
September 13th, 2011, 08:44 AM
Oh, I feel so special....someone wrote a poem about me (or all of us)! :D Love it Sandy. Thanks for sharing.

Bubby
September 13th, 2011, 08:56 AM
Someone's been reading my mail...this sounds like our place!!!

Txgrandma
September 13th, 2011, 03:28 PM
OMG, Sandy you didn't tell me you had been here, so sorry, I must have missed you. This sounds like my place. Love the poem it's wonderfully funny and accurate. I'm going to print this off and hang it in my sewing room.

Kizzie
September 13th, 2011, 05:25 PM
haha I love it - thats great sandy!!! Must print this out for my Wall of Joy!

KiltedQuilter
September 13th, 2011, 05:55 PM
Very good! :lol:

sally
September 13th, 2011, 05:58 PM
ohhh to have a maid....what give my head a shake...I was dreaming
Now where did I put my lottery ticket..............