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BobW
December 16th, 2014, 10:49 PM
Have you ever wondered what the Elf on the Shelf does when he is left on his own? A friend of mine swears he has been catching his grandsons elf in some compromising situations. My friend has been posting these pics on FB, saying he took them during the night with a hidden Nanny cam. He is a hoot, I mean my friend not the Elf.

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Just so you know that the Elf isn't such a goodie-two shoes.

toggpine
December 16th, 2014, 11:19 PM
I find that Elf very, very creepy.

Mom bought Emily one, but it was a plush one, the eyes aren't creepy, and it doesn't have the pipe cleaner internal frame work. So he gets to stay.

Although, I have been seeing more of these types of pictures posted by folks who share the same thoughts on that creepy thing.

FabStripper
December 16th, 2014, 11:22 PM
I think its funny. Theres people on pinterest who post the funny pictures too.

bubba
December 16th, 2014, 11:23 PM
I was watching Shark Tank last week. One of the items being promoted was Mensch on a Bench! They are sold on Amazon and a couple other places.....

BobW
December 16th, 2014, 11:26 PM
This is the latest one today:

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I guess don't ask, don't tell might be good in this case. LOL

laura44
December 16th, 2014, 11:33 PM
Ha ha ha !!! Mine just sit on the shelf!!!

BobW
December 16th, 2014, 11:41 PM
Ha ha ha !!! Mine just sit on the shelf!!!

But what does your Elf do when you aren't around or sleeping? I'd count the sharp things and know he doesn't have access to them before you go to sleep. LOL

Sandy Navas
December 17th, 2014, 12:19 AM
I sure hope the Elf Shelf doesn't deliver any packages to my house.

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Hulamoon
December 17th, 2014, 01:06 AM
This one brings back memories. I didn't have an elf but my mom put $100 worth of one dollar bills rolled up in toliet paper one year.
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It was pretty funny. She was funny :)

meemeecyn
December 17th, 2014, 01:11 AM
You are tooooo funny! I have a cousin on FB that has put that Elf through the wringer, too!

bubba
December 17th, 2014, 01:56 AM
I like the one I saw the other day where he is doing leap frog over peanut butter blossoms myself.

Kgrammiecaz
December 17th, 2014, 02:05 AM
Too funny. I love the Elf. While my daughter lived in California, she and her roommate would take turns setting the Elf up each night. Boy was he bad. Toilet paper all over, drinking the champagne, etc. It helped them being away from family while on their travel nursing job.

It is so cool. Need to get me one.

kimsophia
December 17th, 2014, 03:20 AM
That is the funniest thing! :D I had a friend who did photography and Barbie was her subject. She dressed it in the craziest clothes and put it in weird dioramas. :D

bubba
December 17th, 2014, 03:48 AM
They have one in the quilt shop. I can't remember what they named her...it might be Bobbin. If you find her, you get to choose from a basket of notions.

laura44
December 17th, 2014, 04:42 AM
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Caught mine doing this!!!! Pole (candycane) dancing and
doing the YMCA dance!!!

lapeoples
December 17th, 2014, 05:33 AM
I'm not surprised. I think he is creepy. I would have to sleep with one eye open.

Vonnie
December 17th, 2014, 06:08 AM
I have never paid attention to elfs before now. Never bought any for my kids. Now G.I. Joe is another story. He used to date Barbie and raid Ken's closet for "date" clothes and stretch out the sweaters. That was when I was a kid. By the time my boys came around G.I. Joe shrunk so much Barbie looked like the 50ft woman to him. But, I would find G.I. Joe and his soldiers all over the house in strange places. Watching. Or would that be sentry duty?

Monique
December 17th, 2014, 08:22 AM
Bob you are hilarious.

buckeyequilter
December 17th, 2014, 08:30 AM
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Last year I bought this elf and put him up on a shelf. DH immediately wrapped him around a bottle of booze and named him BOB!!! LOL

He has a bottle of vodka this year.

CarolynK
December 17th, 2014, 09:27 AM
Bob, that is just hilarious! Love all those pictures even though I think he is creepy.

BobW
December 17th, 2014, 12:40 PM
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Last year I bought this elf and put him up on a shelf. DH immediately wrapped him around a bottle of booze and named him BOB!!! LOL

He has a bottle of vodka this year.

Shirley,

You promised me that what happens on the shelf stays on the shelf. Now my boozing is public knowledge! LOL

Liberty
December 17th, 2014, 12:47 PM
Too funny!

SallyO'Sews
December 17th, 2014, 12:51 PM
I never did trust that little guy... (the Elf, not you, BobW!! ;) )

buckeyequilter
December 17th, 2014, 01:06 PM
Shirley,

You promised me that what happens on the shelf stays on the shelf. Now my boozing is public knowledge! LOL

ooops....secret's out

stitching woman
December 17th, 2014, 01:06 PM
I never did trust that little guy... (the Elf, not you, BobW!! ;) )

I am not trusting the Elf or BoB!!!!!!!!!!

Amy R
December 17th, 2014, 01:34 PM
lol no elf on the shelf or garden gnomes here. *shiver* creepy!!!

BobW
December 17th, 2014, 01:35 PM
Some more Elfish silliness:

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The Elf pole dancing on a Candy Cane is for you Sandy! He He He

Sandy Navas
December 17th, 2014, 02:15 PM
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He is sick, sick, sick.

CARRIE M
December 18th, 2014, 12:37 AM
For those of you who don't know the story of the elf on the shelf...the elf will lose his magic if you touch him.

A co-worker has 2 little girls who get up every morning to check the elf. One morning the elf had not moved. The older girl looked at her younger sister and asked her "Did you touch the elf"? The younger sister said "I DIDN'T TOUCH THE ELF".

That is our new catch phrase at work for everything that goes wrong "I didn't touch the elf!"

Carrie J
December 18th, 2014, 12:41 AM
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The Elf creeped out the wrong guy!!! Heh, heh!

FabStripper
December 18th, 2014, 03:09 PM
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The Elf creeped out the wrong guy!!! Heh, heh!

This is just so funny to see these pictures.

FabStripper
December 18th, 2014, 03:13 PM
A freind sent me this picture.95225

BobW
December 24th, 2014, 02:32 PM
One last bad Elf:

If you are at Sandy's for a party, bring your own booze, I have it on good authority this was the goings on in Sandy's kitchen last night.

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Sandy, I think you got a defective Elf this year, at the very least you got a delinquent one!

FabStripper
December 24th, 2014, 02:51 PM
Oh HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Too funny!!!!!!!

Sandy Navas
December 24th, 2014, 03:43 PM
boB - don't worry, I've seen you drive. I'd never offer you a drink in my home.