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bubba
April 23rd, 2014, 09:43 PM
As I go to bed last night, I kindly ask -

Will you make sure I am up and about by 1000? I have my haircut at 1100.

Yes, says MM.

After a good nights sleep (for him!), in he comes to wake me.

Time to get up!!! Rise and shine!

I open one eye quite tired and ask if it's already 1000.

No! says MM. It's 0900! You said you wanted to be up by 1000.

ONE MM FOR SALE OR TRADE....CHEAP!!

BobW
April 23rd, 2014, 09:49 PM
I'm not allowed to have pets. Sorry.

Judy, USMC
April 23rd, 2014, 09:51 PM
I'll TRADE!

Usually when I say I want to be up by 10 for an 11am appointment I get awoken at 11! Either that or a call at 11:10 from the place I have the appointment at asking if I'm coming ..........

Musical_Starling
April 23rd, 2014, 09:55 PM
I DO! I DO! I DO! Oh wait, you mean monkey MAN... Nah, I already have one husband and he's trouble enough :icon_giggle:

MRoy
April 23rd, 2014, 10:59 PM
I'll trade you one DH who gets up between 4:30 and 5:00 am every morning and makes enough noise to wake the dead.

dwil23
April 24th, 2014, 12:10 AM
At least he remembered. Better than some.

Hulamoon
April 24th, 2014, 12:15 AM
Your going to sell him for an hour? Poor guy must feel cheap. lol

bubba
April 24th, 2014, 12:55 AM
Your going to sell him for an hour? Poor guy must feel cheap. lol

Nah....he tells me he's just easy!

rebeccas-sewing
April 24th, 2014, 07:09 AM
If only I could sleep in that late! I'd have to go to bed at 2:00 a.m. and hope I'd stay asleep that long.

Iris Girl
April 24th, 2014, 07:47 AM
if I sleep past 5 thats late for me . I am up at 4 am every morning work or not. Staying in bed longer gives me a miserable headache that doesn't shake all day. Even going to bed at 2am I would be up at 4 or 5. might be able to take a nap but only 1/2 to 1 hour or the afore mentioned headache comes. Good thing I don't require a lot of sleep