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April 10th, 2014, 03:04 PM
This was posted last year by Claire Haliman. It was so cute I saved it and I ran across it today. Thanks, Claire!

Lessons From the Easter Bunny:

- Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
- There's no such thing as too much candy.
- All work and no play can make you a basket case.
- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
- Some body parts should be floppy.
- Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans.
- Good things come in small sugar-coated packages.
- The grass is greener in someone else's basket.
- An Easter bonnet can cover the wildest hare.
- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.
- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

April 10th, 2014, 03:23 PM

Do you know why the Easter Bunny always has perfect fur? No, he uses hare spray.

Do you know how the Easter Bunny gets to work? No, Rabbit Transit.

I'm sorry I couldn't help myself.

April 10th, 2014, 03:51 PM
That's cute, Bob!

April 10th, 2014, 03:57 PM
This is my all time favorite Easter bunny funny: