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Sandy Navas
February 8th, 2014, 11:39 AM
I was hallucinating
I was stuck in my house because the doors are all broken
My dog had a fright and I didn't want to leave him
I was swimming too fast and smacked my head on the poolside
I was bitten by an insect
My car handbrake broke and it rolled down the hill into a pond
My hamster died
I injured myself during sex
I slipped on a coin
I had a sleepless night
I burned my hand on the toaster
The dog ate my shoes
My fish was sick
I swallowed white spirit
I got a clothes peg stuck on my tongue
I drank too much and fell asleep on someone's floor - I didn't know where I was
I'm using a new eye drop and my eyes were watering
I had a blocked nose
I had a sore finger and couldn’t type
I was sprayed by a skunk
I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious
I was held up by robbers
I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity
I forgot how to log on
I couldn't find my shoes
I hurt myself bowling
I was spit on by a venomous snake

Pat.W
February 8th, 2014, 11:48 AM
Just another ordinary day for you then? ROFL :lol:

Madeforyouinma11
February 8th, 2014, 11:48 AM
Hahaha.....there are some really good reasons here for your absence, but try to be careful....we miss you! :)

shermur
February 8th, 2014, 12:22 PM
You are such a hoot, Sandy....I do miss you!

Iris Girl
February 8th, 2014, 12:25 PM
I would say time to relax a bit, all valid reasons we miss you.

MRoy
February 8th, 2014, 12:25 PM
I'm glad you survived all that! We've missed you!!

Doloris
February 8th, 2014, 12:31 PM
That was a lot to survive. Glad its behind you and you were able to break free and get back here.

buckeyequilter
February 8th, 2014, 12:35 PM
Wow...and I thought my DH was accident prone!!! :)

MayinJerset
February 8th, 2014, 12:55 PM
I think Pat W hit it on the head, Just another day in Sandy's life!

Jean Sewing Machine
February 8th, 2014, 01:36 PM
No grandchild who tied you up and held you hostage until you gave her junk food? That's what I though all along!

BellasQuilts
February 8th, 2014, 01:41 PM
OMG - She's baaaaccckkkk!!! Love you darlin!

ilive2craft2
February 8th, 2014, 01:45 PM
No matter the reason that you were gone (any of the above or alien abduction), I am really glad you are back! You were missed!

pcbatiks
February 8th, 2014, 01:46 PM
Are you sure the aliens didn't tell you to say all that?

PeggyM
February 8th, 2014, 02:51 PM
Good one, Irma. :)

Loonwatcher
February 8th, 2014, 02:53 PM
LOL you always crack me up. Thanks for the smile!

Meli
February 8th, 2014, 03:35 PM
All of that AND an Alien Abduction? Wow! I'm impressed!!!

aliaslaceygreen
February 9th, 2014, 01:26 AM
It's easier to pick ONE excuse and stick to it!!

Miss Sheri
February 9th, 2014, 01:31 AM
Giggle, chuckle, SNORT! Dang, I've missed you!

brook
February 9th, 2014, 03:53 AM
Shoot! I was waiting for "I had to wash my hair" : )