View Full Version : Only a man from Missouri!

October 7th, 2013, 01:30 AM
ONLY A MAN FROM MISSOURI CAN MAKE A WOMAN FEEL LIKE A WOMAN--A plane passed through a sever storm. The turbulence was awful, and then things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lighting. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, I'm too young to die, she cried. Then she yelled, If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN? For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Missouri stood up in the rear of the plane. he was handsome ,tall ,well built , with brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly , he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. muscels ripped across his chest. She gasped... Then, he spoke... ' Iron this--- and then get me a beer'... :icon_hi:

Jean Sewing Machine
October 7th, 2013, 01:37 AM
Too funny!

October 7th, 2013, 01:44 AM

Well, all righty then!!!

October 7th, 2013, 02:22 AM
Now that was funny.

October 7th, 2013, 02:25 AM
That song was Hilarious!

Swedish leo
October 7th, 2013, 02:50 AM
He he he. That was funny! And I love the song!
We have it in a swedish version to and it is as funny on either language!

Have a great day!


Granny Judy
October 7th, 2013, 06:59 AM
Made me laugh today!! Thanks...

October 7th, 2013, 07:49 AM
What a good laugh to begin my day! Thanks Ladies

October 7th, 2013, 07:52 AM
That was a good one! :)

October 7th, 2013, 08:39 AM
Thanks for giving me a great laugh!!

October 7th, 2013, 09:05 AM
Tee hee...of course, I would have told him he can iron the shirt himself and he flunked!!!!!

October 7th, 2013, 11:38 AM
LOL...so true! Good one! :)

stitching woman
October 7th, 2013, 11:44 AM
I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks

Judy, USMC
October 7th, 2013, 11:46 AM
Thanks for the joke and the link! Good ones!

October 7th, 2013, 12:30 PM
Loved the joke and the song, Thanks ladies!