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March 16th, 2011, 09:49 PM

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing

March 16th, 2011, 11:28 PM
Very cute Blondie! The picture is adorable too.

March 17th, 2011, 06:38 AM
I love that lol
Thank you for making me smile this morning xx

Hope everyone has a good day x

March 17th, 2011, 07:05 AM
Jan, that looks a wee bit like our Gracie.

March 17th, 2011, 07:42 AM
Ha ha ha...love it!

March 17th, 2011, 08:37 AM

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

March 17th, 2011, 10:10 AM
Awww... too cute!