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Kaytessa
June 18th, 2013, 07:29 PM
We're getting the exercise needed. Yay!

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Kaytessa
June 18th, 2013, 07:31 PM
mmmm..........yeppers


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auntiemern
June 18th, 2013, 10:54 PM
yep, I am a super athlete

SallyO'Sews
June 18th, 2013, 11:26 PM
We're getting the exercise needed. Yay!

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That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! :D

lilmouse
June 18th, 2013, 11:36 PM
Me, too...LOL!

patchiereggie
June 19th, 2013, 05:00 AM
Both pics are sew funny. Thanks for making me smile!!!

Blondie
June 19th, 2013, 06:51 AM
Love them both - made me smile! Thanks darlin'

WendyI
June 19th, 2013, 10:53 AM
mmmm..........yeppers


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yep...especially "Just one more hour then I'll stop!"

bhaggerty
June 19th, 2013, 11:55 AM
Those are great!!!!

Kaytessa
June 19th, 2013, 03:49 PM
Quiltmaker Shuffle...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFdMXu3acps

Kaytessa
June 19th, 2013, 04:03 PM
Best math answer yet..lol

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Kaytessa
June 20th, 2013, 06:31 AM
When a woman lies


One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river,
Her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water
And that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble
Set with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble
Studded with rubies.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three
Thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.


Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along
The riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?''
"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.
"Is this your husband? The Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said "no" to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.

Then if I said "no" to him, you would have come up with my husband.
Had I then said "yes," you would have given me all three.
Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of
All three husbands, so THAT'S why I said "yes" to George Clooney.
And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honourable reason, and in
The best interest of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed,

All Us Women

Kaytessa
June 24th, 2013, 11:11 PM
Now this is too funny and cute..clever

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