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November 3rd, 2010, 05:50 PM
I had this sent to me and thought I would post it.

The Cat

Last Saturday night we were dressed and ready to go out to a party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered
our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

Because we knew we would be having a few drinks we phoned a cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door the cat we had put out in the yard scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon - ' He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said as we drove away.
'That stupid b$%#h was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to
wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard! She better not **** in the vegetable garden again!'

The silence in the cab was deafening.

November 3rd, 2010, 08:21 PM
Oh that's too funny!!! Good one Shauna. :icon_woohoo: :D

November 3rd, 2010, 08:39 PM
Thanks for the laugh!!!

November 3rd, 2010, 09:01 PM

Thanks for the giggle

November 3rd, 2010, 09:15 PM
:icon_rofl: sounds like my @#%& cat! He runs in my room when I'm trying to leave for work! :icon_angry:

November 3rd, 2010, 10:15 PM
That's great. I bet the look on the cab drivers face was priceless. Thanks for the laugh.


November 4th, 2010, 12:25 AM
I sent this on to my daughter who has 2 cats, both of which play these antics from time to time.

I dread to think how that taxi drivers mother in law may have faired after this incident, I can just image him thinking what a good idea it was to toss MIL out the back door etc. :icon_heh:

November 4th, 2010, 12:38 AM
Lol..... :icon_rofl::icon_giggle:
Thanks ladies for making me laugh for the first time today. Love you all.