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madampolo
July 29th, 2012, 09:50 AM
Someone posted this joke on my Facebook page.


WARNING TO US ALL!!!........PLEASE READ!

INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT!!!!


YOU NEED TO READ THIS. DON'T DELETE IT BEFORE READING!
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Shampoo Warning

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!

I use shampoo in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,


"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."


No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and

I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads,


"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."


Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone - I'll be in the shower!

Blondie
July 29th, 2012, 09:55 AM
BWahahaha! Thanks for sharing your secret with us. I think the sales of Dawn will increase dramatically . . .

denisecolli
July 29th, 2012, 09:58 AM
Thanks for making me smile lol

CrazyMtnLady
July 29th, 2012, 10:40 AM
25663

Now that is funny.....hmmmmm.....but worth a try...LOL

buckeyequilter
July 29th, 2012, 10:53 AM
:icon_rofl:love it! Thanks for sharing.

Deneldac00p
July 29th, 2012, 10:55 AM
Don't I wish that would work!!!!! LOL
Dena

sewbizzy
July 29th, 2012, 11:13 AM
This is perfect! I knew there was a reason for the weight gain... hahaha...thanks for sharing

bopeep
July 29th, 2012, 12:09 PM
:icon_woohoo:
and I just bought some shampoo......wonder if Walmart will that it back.........I need a case of Dawn !!!!!
TFS
bopeep

BellasQuilts
July 29th, 2012, 12:10 PM
I'll go buy a case of it right now! DH got a good chuckle.

DCM
July 29th, 2012, 12:59 PM
OMG - that is hilarious! I'll be forwarding that one to my mom. Thanks for the humor this morning - have a great day!

Genny
July 29th, 2012, 01:04 PM
Thank you!!! I've got a bottle of Dawn at my kitchen sink right now! :lol:

middlesis1966
July 29th, 2012, 01:10 PM
So thats what happened to me. I lost all my hair to chemo, and when it did come back thanks to the Tammoxifen, it's starting to thin out, plus I've gained weight, Ugh. Now I know its the new shampoo that I've been using. Look out Dawn here I come. I wonder where I can purchase a 50 gallon drum of it at, lol!

janluna
July 29th, 2012, 06:29 PM
I have a bottle of Dawn that is extra strength! It supposedly gets the fat within 5 minutes. If I soaked in it for a while maybe it will work quicker! LOL Too funny!! Hugs, Jan L.

auntiemern
July 29th, 2012, 10:48 PM
What a wonderful story. Made me laugh out loud.

Jess1377
July 29th, 2012, 10:59 PM
LOVE This!! I need to buy a case of Dawn and maybe invest in it's stock too.... Thanks for sharing! :lol::D

phoots
July 30th, 2012, 04:13 AM
Too funny!!! But I use shampoo for colored hair???

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