View Full Version : You know you are a quilter if...........

Divine Daisy
July 11th, 2012, 09:48 PM
You know you are a quilter If........
There's more fabric in the house than food
"Fat Quarters" are not the heaviest part of your body
Your ironing board is always set up but you never iron clothes
You think of your job as an interruption of your quilting time
You pet fabric
People are always picking threads off you
You can measure a scant 1/4 by eye
"Featherweight" Doesn't mean Boxer
Your "UFO's" are not from outer space
You clean up your sewing room & they think you are leaving

July 11th, 2012, 10:00 PM
Thanks for the laugh...it made my day...this is all "sew" true...hope you and yours are all well!!!

July 11th, 2012, 10:06 PM
This is the proof I needed, I'm a quilter for sure!!! This is cute, thanks for posting! Barb

July 11th, 2012, 10:19 PM
Thank you for sharing, good laugh for the day.

July 11th, 2012, 10:27 PM
Picking the thread off you? That's me. I am always having thread picked off me.

Jean Sewing Machine
July 11th, 2012, 10:53 PM
Oh, my gosh, I fit every criteria! How about if 4 closets to keep your stash just aren't quite enough and you are thinking of how to take over another one for fabric?

July 11th, 2012, 11:24 PM
Too funny.....my favorite....petting fabric!

Sandy Navas
July 11th, 2012, 11:24 PM
Does that mean that I shouldn't get angry if someone calls me an old "sew and sew"?

Jean is going to be running around naked before long . . . just warning everyone. When she gets back from Oregon she'll have bought so much new fabric that she will be donating her clothes . . . just saying.

July 11th, 2012, 11:46 PM
Yep, guilty as charged!

July 12th, 2012, 02:08 AM
You hit the nail on the head with that one. Had to runny DH off this evening, cuz this travel trailer just isn't big enough for me, him, and all the quilting stuff I brought with me. I told him he was gonna cause me to cut off a finger with my rotary cutter if he didn't stop moving around. LOL

Granny Judy
July 12th, 2012, 06:26 AM
How about you have 3 sewing machines and a serger set up, thinking it will help you make a quilt faster?? I'm a QUILTER..

Aww, Sandy... we are no longer "sisters" with the avatars... Love your NEW LOOK.. You're so YOUNG.

July 12th, 2012, 10:26 AM
Thanks for sharing. That is really funny, but true.

Donna F
July 12th, 2012, 12:11 PM
LOL I read this to hubby, he said all is true! You hit the nail on the head. This cracks me up.