Wow Deb...........by the time I got to end of your post.......I couldn't see the computer screen because I was laughing so hard! Not laughing at you........been there and done that........just laughing with you..........you are laughing........right!

I was just thinking it might be best if you put down the crochet hook.......don't won't to poke yourself in the eye! I say this calls for another handful of chocolate chips........sit on the sofa.......and look through a magazine........maybe a good long nap would help too.

Tomorrow will be better.......we have all had quilting days like this.

A possible solution to the border problem.......could you put corner stones of another color on your border pieces to make them long enough?